Rocket Surgery

Skeptical about the claims from all the hyperventilating environmentalist whack-jobs?  Don’t believe that all the heat waves, cold waves, tornadoes, earthquakes, locust swarms, and toenail fungus infections across the planet are due to global warming?  Think that the fact that the polar ice caps melting on Mars might just suggest that solar activity and not humans are the cause of the one (gasp!) degree increase in temperatures over the past 100 years?

Then join me in celebrating Carbon Belch Day on June 12.  A day for lighting cigars, idling your car engine, leaving all the lights on, and turning the A/C down to 60 degrees.  A day for throwing your aluminum cans in the trash, taking a long shower, and leaving the water running while you brush your teeth.  A glorious day for cutting the grass using a gas-powered mower; for doing a half-load of laundry (both the washer and the dryer!); and for feeding the poor starving plants of the world by pumping tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

C’mon!! Thumb your nose at the religion science of global warming and express your support for capitalism and western civilization!

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