Last night I took one for the team and took the boys to see Speed Racer so my wife wouldn’t have to.

Ouch.

This is the second worst movie I can remember seeing — the first being “Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies”.  It looked like a big box of crayons threw up on the screen.  Or maybe it was like being in a cement mixer with 800 tons of fireworks.  It was horrifyingly colorful, frenetic, loud, hyper, and just plain dumb.  The movie isn’t so much presented as inflicted.  Hard to believe that John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, and Christina Ricci, all fine actors, would stoop to this.  I certainly hope they were paid well.

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